Journal of My South African Safari

Summer 2006

 

 

Day 1 – Tuesday, 16 May 2006:

            I Flew out of Atlanta International this morning at 10:30 am. Just as my dad suspected, I sat next to a good looking girl from Akron, Ohio. Her name was Katie, and she seemed really cool. The first part of the plane ride was a bit bumpy, and I figured it would make for a miserable ride, but it quickly smoothed out, and I spend the first seven hours of the flight either talking to Katie or reading while she slept. We landed on Sal Island to refuel, where we were stuck for an hour onboard the plane, and we were not allowed to get off, nor were we allowed to use the restrooms as they were being cleaned and drained. Once we got back in the air, I took an Ambien and slept for the rest of the flight.

 

Day 2 – Wednesday, 17 May 2006:

            I woke up on the plane, with an hour of flight left, which I again spent talking with Katie. When we landed, I got off the plane and stood in line for half an hour waiting to get my passport checked, but going through customs was a breeze, and it didn’t even take a minute. “Nothing to declare?” “Nope.” “Okay. Have a nice day.” As I walked out of customs, a pleasant looking man in a camouflage vest came up and said, “You must be Exley. I’m Nick.” He seems really cool. While there, we met up with Terry and Monica, as well as their friend Dave. We drove through Johannesburg and up to a fast food joint called Steers where I ordered an Avo with bacon (Bacon Cheeseburger with guacamole instead of mayonnaise and ketchup.) From there we drove up into the Highveld which is Afrikaans for “high grass,” basically grassland at high elevation. It’s remarkable. Once we got to the camp, which is a nice cabin with several rooms, 3 full bathrooms, electricity and all that, we put our stuff down, I grabbed a shower, and then we changed into our hunting clothes and went down to a field to zero in the weapons. I will be shooting Nick’s .300 Winchester Mag, which has a startlingly low trigger weight. Terry is shooting his bow, and Dave is shooting a .375 H&H PISTOL!! After zeroing the weapons, we set off into the Highveld looking for animals. And animals we saw! First it was a couple of eland, then a waterbuck, a gemsbok, hartebeest, springbok, a herd of giraffes (kameelperd), and finally a herd of black wildebeest (swartwildebees). At one point, as we were driving, Nick spotted a gemsbok up on the ridge and he thought it was worth shooting, and so he and Terry and Dave snuck up the ridge and all of a sudden, Nick disappeared. A minute later I saw him sitting up in the rocks, and a few yards above him was the gemsbok, with its horns sticking up above the ridge. Just the top of its head was visible over the ridge, and it couldn’t see Nick, but it was trying to see him. It turned out to be a female, and so Nick tossed a rock at it. It ran off, and they came back to the Land Cruiser. We kept driving down the road, and we made it up top to the plateau, where we ran into a herd of wildebeest. Upon seeing a couple of good bull wildebeest, Nick decided that Dave ought to shoot one. We left Nick and Dave at the tree line and drove back into the grass. After waiting for quite some time, almost to the point of expecting them to give up, Dave shot. He dropped the wildebeest on the spot without even a twitch, and we came flying over in the Land Cruiser. We took tons of photos and then drove back to the camp.

 

Day 3 – Thursday 18 May, 2006:

            We woke up at 6 in the morning and had a light breakfast of cereal, and then we hit the hill around 6:30. We didn’t see much until the sun rose around 7, but after that, it was crazy. We stalked all sorts of creatures, and saw a nice herd of giraffe early. After those, we drove around looking for springbok for Terry or Dave to shoot. Terry planned to shoot his with a bow, which is damn near impossible as they don’t like to let people within 400m. We were driving through some rocks, and all of a sudden, we saw a small group of springbok. Terry and Dave hopped out with Nick, and they saw one big ram bedded down under a tree. They stalked it to 35 yards, which was very impressive in itself, and Terry missed the first shot while the ram was bedded down. It hopped up and ran out to about 60 yards, where Terry missed again and it ran off. Terry came back to the truck and Dave and Nick pursued it. We were chilling in the truck when we heard Dave’s enormous pistol go off again. We raced towards the sound in the Land Cruiser, but we couldn’t find them, and by the time we did, they had dragged the springbok almost back to where the truck had been before they shot. We took that springbok back to camp, where Sammy skinned it while we ate lunch. Dave is going to have it shoulder mounted. After lunch I took a nap, and at 2:45, we went back out to hunt. We went to the same place that Dave shot the wildebeest, and we got into the rocks and saw some great blesbok. Dave almost took another shot on one of those, and Terry came close to taking one, too, with his bow. We spent the rest of daylight stalking (or trying to) springbok, wildebeest, and white blesbok. At sundown, we started heading back to camp for dinner, and we spotted a jackal, which Nick shot out of the window of the truck at 350 meters with the .300 Win Mag. When we got to where it was, it had run off leaving a great blood trail, but it was too dark to track, which left everybody a bit down. No hunter likes the thought of an animal suffering after a botched shot. We made it back to dinner around 6:30.

 

Day 4 – Friday, 19 May 2006:

            Today Dave shot a white blesbok. It was beautiful, but his first shot hit it in the shoulder and was hardly even debilitating. He took off with the rest of the blesbok, and we couldn’t get anywhere near it for hours. Dave set up for a shot probably ten times, and couldn’t get it off fast enough. The rest of the herd surrounded the wounded one preventing a shot, and about an hour after that, we got a clear shot and Dave hit it again, in the stomach this time, which failed to kill it, as well. Five minutes later, he finally managed to drop it with an excellent shot to the lungs. The animal was beautiful, but wounding it and it suffering took a lot of the joy and pride out of it, especially for Dave. It is incredible how strong the will to live is among the animals of the highveld. It started raining and the wind was up really high while we were chasing the wounded blesbok.

            After lunch, we went back up top, and we tried to get Terry a wildebeest. We tried several times to get him a shot with his bow, but we could never get any animals to go closer than 60 or 70 meters, which is well outside bow range. Eventually, he gave up on trying to kill it with his bow, so he decided he would use Nick’s .300 Win Mag. We put a bipod on the rifle, and dropped Terry off about 300 meters from a huge herd of wildebeest. They took off running when we did that, but we managed to cut them off and turn them back towards Terry with the Land Cruiser. Richard, Dave, Monica and I parked over towards the fence in the Cruiser, and waited for Terry to shoot. We waited for what seemed forever while the wildebeest circled in a huge bunch about 250 meters from Terry and Nick. Eventually, one wildebeest took off running perpendicular to Terry’s line of fire, and they all strung out in a single file line. They stopped running and stood still in a single file, and we watched with binoculars while Terry dialed in on a huge bull. From 150 meters from Terry and 300 meters from the animals, we watched Terry shoot, and the big bull just dropped. We drove over there, and the shot was perfect. At 250 meters, Terry nailed the bull in the perfect spot, 6 inches behind the shoulder crease and halfway up the side. It was a double lung shot, and the bull didn’t make it 30 seconds. It was huge, and it took almost all of us to load it up into the truck. My camera was out of batteries, and so I did not get any pictures of Terry’s enormous wildebeest. After killing that, we drove back to camp, where I promptly fell asleep for 45 minutes. We ate a great dinner of mashed potatoes and gemsbok sausage, stayed up for a little while (until 9:00 or so,) and then just passed out. Everybody is terribly exhausted when we finish for the day almost every day.

 

Day 5 – Saturday, 20 May 2006

            We woke early this morning and went hunting again. It was wet and cold, and we were leaving at 9:30 in the morning, so Nick and Terry hunted hard in hopes that they could kill a Springbok before we had to leave. The two of them were crawling around in the rain and mud and having no luck at all, when finally Nick spotted something and we dropped them off and they snuck around for a few minutes trying to get Terry a shot. Right as we were beginning to lose faith that Terry would get his shot, he shot, and he dropped a beautiful springbok ram on the spot. We rushed down for pictures, and we managed to get several while the fan was still up. Very cool. We then left the highveld and spent most of the rest of the day driving from the highveld near Johannesburg to Ellisras, in the bushveld near Botswana. The second camp is 30 minutes from Ellisras, and it is much different terrain from the highveld. The bushveld has a great variety of terrains, with only one thing always constant: bushes. There are small trees and shrubs everywhere, with visibility never over 100 yards, except across ponds. Almost every single tree has thorns of some type covering it completely. They vary from small single thorns like those off a rose or a briar at home to sandspur like ones with detachable pods with several thorns coming out of every spot imaginable on the plant, to three inch long white thorns on the big trees. It’s hard to pick which ones are the worst, since they all are pretty painful. Angus and Jenny came tonight from the main camp to meet us, and they seem very nice. I think I will get along well with both of them.

 

Day 6 – Sunday, 21 May 2006

            We got to sleep in this morning, not rising until 7, since there was not much to do early, and we wanted to take Terry and Monica to their blind, but they had no need to get there that early. The blind was very cool, half underground and half above. The whole thing was covered with chopped reeds to hide it. It was really quite a thing.

 

We left Terry and Monica there all day, and Dave, Nick and I drove around looking to get an impala, warthog, and kudu for Dave. We hunted all day and the only thing we killed was time. Well, actually I killed a tick. But that was it. Oh well. Dinner was steak cooked over a fire.

 

Day 7 – Monday, 22 May 2006

We woke early again this morning, getting up at 6 for 6:30 breakfast and we were on the truck at 6:45 hunting. We hunted all morning, or tried to, driving around and seeing very little. We still hunted for about 45 minutes by a water hole, and on the way out I tripped on a rock and fell into a thorn bush. I got 50 or 60 sandspur like things in my hand, and that made me jump up, just enough to catch a branch to the face and knock my hat off. I really looked the fool standing there with my hat on the ground, face bleeding, pulling sandspurs out of my hand. We had pineapple and salami pizzas for lunch, and then I went and grabbed a shower and listened to music until around 2, when we went back out to hunt some more. We hunted all evening, to no avail, but it was, like always, a lot of fun.

 

Day 8 – Tuesday, 23 May 2006

 

Day 9 – Wednesday, 24 May 2006

It’s Jesse’s birthday today, and I feel really bad, but I can’t call him or anything. I don’t have access to a phone or even email, so too bad. We got up at the usual time, ate breakfast and left the camp around 6:45. We had driven around for quite some time in the lowlands looking for a kudu for Dave to shoot, and it was getting to be around 7:55. We came around a corner and there was a big cat in the road. This was perfect impala country as well, so I already had the rifle out and ready, and Nick slammed on the brakes about 80 yards past where it crossed the road. He tapped on the window and whispered with great urgency. “Exley, shoot that lynx!” He pulled out the North American Jackrabbit call and did the world renowned “Jackrabbit in Distress” call that he does so well. It is the most hideous noise in the history of mankind, I think. After about a minute of sitting there turned around with the bipod on the back of the seat and the .300 facing out the back of the truck, I saw the rooikat (Afrikaans for “red cat” or caracal) come back into the road. I centered the crosshairs on his shoulder and squeezed very lightly, remembering this time that Nick’s .300 has a very nice custom 2 pound trigger. The cat must have stepped forward right as I shot, but when the bullet got where it was going, it jumped about 3 feet straight into the air, and it immediately ran off into the woods to the right. The shot felt good to me, and I was relatively confident about where the bullet had gone, but Nick said, “Damnit! Low!” and we took off in the direction of the shot. The walk down to where the cat had crossed was horrible. I was dreading the chewing out I was gonna get from Nick for missing that huge lynx, but right as we got there, he goes, “Yes, that’s good blood!” and there it was, blood all over the ground, dark blood from the chest, bright red frothy lung blood, everywhere. We walked off into the dense brush after it, and we were pretty much on edge. I had no desire to come face to face with a wounded rooikat, regardless of what kind of heat I was packing. And on top of that, Nick took the rifle, in case the lynx attacked. I was walking into the bush behind Nick, who had the rifle, totally unarmed (well, I had my skinning knife, which I was fingering edgily) and looking for a wounded predator. The blood trail was really good and easy to follow, and all of a sudden, Nick stood dead still. “Look in there, he whispered.” I did, and as I did, I relaxed. There was my rooikat, on its side, with its liver and several chunks of other organs coming out of a big hole in the side. The exit wound was only half the size of the liver, but somehow the liver completely came out and was hanging out the cat’s side, without any damage. However, the cat was very dead, and Nick and I carried him the 60 or so yards back out to the road, where we took a boatload of photos. I was truly ecstatic, and as Nick suggested, I definitely wanted to have the cat full mounted. It was huge. For the rest of the day, I was in high spirits, and the luck continued. That evening, Dave killed a really nice gemsbok, although it was the only one of his animals that didn’t make the book under the Rowland Ward scoring system. It was still a really nice gemsbok.

 

Day 10 – Thursday, 25 May 2006

 

Day 11- Friday, 26 May 2006

 

Day 12 – Saturday, 27 May 2006

            Dave killed a really nice Vlakvaark today. We were walking through the big field (questionable word there, it is just less densely scrubbed than the rest of the bosveld) hoping to jump a nice impala or that 50 inch kudu Dave wants so bad, when all of a sudden Alpheus, our black tracker, slammed on his brakes and Nick ran right into him. Nick peeked around the side with his binoculars and started wigging out. I’ve never seen anybody set up shooting sticks that fast in my life. He pulled Dave around, and Dave set up quickly, and boom! I had no idea what they were shooting at this point, but I looked around and saw a huge warthog lying on the ground flipping around. It seemed like it was as hard to kill as a Georgia hog, and Dave had to shoot it 4 times to finish it. We had Jack, the other tracker, bring the Bakke (truck) over, and we loaded the vlakvaark and started driving. I was in the back with the two trackers when all of a sudden Jack screamed and jumped up on the seat. He pointed at the ground where we had just driven, and yelled, “mokoppa!” Nick slammed on the brakes, turned around, and drove over where it was. I handed him the rifle, and it turned out only to be a Mozambique Spitting Cobra, not a black mamba, but he shot its head off anyway. That’s not a bad shot, taking a cobra’s head off while it is moving towards you.

 

Day 13 – Sunday, 28 May 2006

            We hunted this morning until about 9:30 when Dave killed a huge blue wildebeest. That makes 7 animals for him. A white blesbok, black and blue wildebeest, gemsbok, impala, warthog, and springbok. After that, he and Nick went back to Johannesburg, and Sarah and I went to Angus’s place, where I’ll be working for the rest of the summer. I’ve got a nice room and internet at the main computer, albeit 14k dialup, but it’s way better than nothing. I ran for the first time in forever, and it was horrible. I went 30 minutes and at the end I felt like hammered crap. I was sweating like crazy (maybe from the heat) and I was so tired. I laid down on the cool stone floor in my room, still sweating, and woke up 15 minutes later still sweating. I put a shirt on, and laid on the bed for a while and sweated, and then I got up, and took a shower. I then went and talked with Jenny for a while, and we had dinner. Then I went to the other room and did emails and stuff until it was time for bed.

 

Day 14 – Monday, 29 May 2006

            Today was my first day of real work for Angus, and I had a pretty good day. I woke up at 6:00, got up at 6:30, and was out running errands with Sammy by 7:00. First we went around and took food to all the troughs that are near the blinds. After Sammy and I got done checking the blinds and laying the food out, I had breakfast with Angus, Jenny, Grant, and Sarah, and then Angus and I went and took food to the troughs on the other property, and we went and checked on the staff doing their work and stuff like that. Then we had lunch.

            After lunch, we went over to the land that Angus leases to raise cattle. It is owned by an Afrikaans man who inherited it from his father, and he lives on a 3000 acre ranch, with his wife and three kids, and he lives in a small brick and stucco house with no plumbing or electricity, and corrugated steel siding for doors.

After leaving the cattle farm, we went to Ellisras and ran errands, which was a good time, except people kept talking to me in Afrikaans, which I obviously didn’t understand. It was pretty awkward, because all I could do was gape at them and say, “Sorry, I can’t understand you.” Then we picked up a cruiser at the dealership, and I ended up driving back 40 kilometers from Ellisras to the ranch, which was funny on the wrong side of the road. And with a manual, the stick is in the middle still, and since the driver’s side is the right side, the stick is on the left, which was weird. I’ve never operated a stick shift with my left hand. After we got back, we sat around and had a beer, and then we had dinner.

 

Day 15 – Tuesday, 30 May 2006

            I got up at 6:40 today, got dressed, and hit the field. I walked the 4 kilometer perimeter of the swartwitpens (sable) pen because somewhere on the fence, there was a short on the tripwire electric fencing, and it was only running about 1000 volts and 1 amp, which is an absolutely worthless electric fence. I started at the southwest corner, and walked east along the south fence and continued that way. 200 meters from the corner at which I started, after shoveling dirt, moving sticks, and cleaning the fence for 2 hours, I discovered the cause of the short. If I had gone the other way, I would have found it in ten minutes, and then got to sleep until 9. After that, I hopped in the cruiser with Angus, and we took Sammy over to this one spot on the fence where I’d smelled something dead. When we got there, the wind had changed, and I didn’t smell it, but Sammy walked into the woods, and just as Angus and I were fixing to give up, Sammy hollered, and we went into the woods. He was standing 30 meters into the bush from where I had originally smelled it, and there was a vlakvaark/estervark burrow and it reeked of death. Angus thought that the neighbors had shot a vlakvaark and it came back under the fence, and bedded up in the burrow and died. It smelled like it had been dead for a few days. After that, we met back up with Jenny, and we hopped in the VW bus, with sandwiches, and headed on an hour drive to a cattle auction where this Afrikaans guy was selling off about 300 head of cattle. We had been there for an hour and were half an hour into the auction that I understood none of when Angus informed me that the sale had been called off. One of the bulls had tested positive for brucellosis or something like that, and they had no idea how much of the herd was contaminated. So the auction lasted until 11:30 instead of 4:30, and we went around looking at the cattle for a little while longer, and then we came back to Mpofu.  I emailed for a little while and then we had lunch and a rest.

            That afternoon, I fixed new license plates onto Angus’s cruiser, and in doing so, I managed to break 3 drill bits drilling through the steel bumpers so I could attach them. Then I got a brand new bit from Jenny, and it went through it like it was butter. Good stuff. After that, we had dinner, and then I borrowed a book from Angus called The Washing of the Spears about the rise and fall of the Zulu empire in southern Africa. I read that for hours, and then I went to sleep. It’s really interesting.

 

Day 16 – Wednesday, 31 May 2006

            I woke up this morning at 6:55, which is the latest I’ve slept since I got here. I had a glass of water, and then Angus and I went and drove around for a while working on stuff, and putting out feed. We found the carcass of a waterbuck over by Pig Paradise, and so Nick and I are to sit out there tonight and shoot jackals. After breakfast, I was sent down to the lodge to work on a messed up toilet, a leaky sink, and re-lash the handrail of the stairs. I did some damn-good lashing if I may say so myself. Neither Nick nor I could figure out how to get the porcelain thing under the sink off, so he called his plumber friend, and we were to do that after lunch. After lunch, I plugged my laptop in to the adaptor to charge my iPod before we went jackal shooting. As soon as I plugged the adaptor in, blue smoke started coming out of it, and before I had a chance to do anything, flames burst out of the adaptor, and it got really smoky and acrid in my room. Apparently, I also picked up a new nickname today, courtesy of Nick. I am now DT McCormick, because I supposedly use lots of duct tape. Jenny tacked on that it could also stand for Dog Turd, since I tracked a little orb of shit through the house this morning, and Angus had to wait for me while I cleaned it up.

            Nick and I worked on the toilet after lunch. It turned out that the person who installed the tank used the wrong size trap, and it creased, which causes it to tear and then whenever the water was turned on, the sink leaked. We could not really fix it today, so Nick said he’d buy a new trap next time he went to town. After fixing as much of the sink as we could, we went out and Nick shot his bow for a little while. He is a damn good shot. He was hitting a burlap sack target at 75 yards with his bow, and hitting it dead-nuts in the spot he called. That’s ridiculous. After he got through shooting his bow, we went back up to camp and got the quad. We took it down to Pig Paradise and we got out, sat in the blind for a while, then Nick started doing the predator calls. He eventually decided that we didn’t have a long enough line of sight from there and that we should sit in the road. We did that until it was getting dark, and then we hopped back on the quad to head to the house. I was sitting on the back with the .270 in my lap, and right as we crossed the big field, Nick slammed the brakes and pointed off to the right. I drew a bead on the jackal, but I could not get a stable shot since I was twisted around something like 60 degrees to my right. It’s a shame that the jackal wasn’t on the other side of the quad, or he’d be dead as hell right now. Right as he took of running, Nick said to hurry and shoot, so I did, but I missed by quite a bit. Nick ragged on me tons for missing, which was something I certainly felt like I had earned. I hate missing with a rifle. I really should have not taken that shot, since I knew from the get go that I couldn’t hit it. Oh well, too late now, but I’m sure I’ll have another chance. Dinner was pork, and it was really good. Then I sat in front of the tube with Angus and Jenny, and we chilled for a while.

 

Day 17 – Thursday, 1 June 2006

            I woke up this morning at 6:45, and at 7, Angus and I went out to work. We went down to the lodge where we put some radios on chargers and the extra battery for the DeWalt drill. Then I came back up to the house, and I fixed a sliding glass door for Jenny. I spent the rest of the early morning doing odd jobs around the house, and then we had breakfast at 9. After that, Angus and Jenny left, and I was set to work with a nice task list. First, I was to fix the wooden desk that Puzzle the Great Dane broke. And the difficulty on that was that I had to do it while keeping him from slobbering on me. Yuk! As soon as I fixed the desk, I got to work fixing the picket fence with screws, since the nails were pulling out when the wood warped. I would go along a section of the fence drilling holes in the wood, and then come by again putting screws in the drill holes. It was a pretty efficient system until the drill battery died. I went down to the lodge to swap it out for the other one only to learn that the other one couldn’t hold a charge. So I was unable to do any more of that until the drained battery had charged up. I set to work sanding the water tower down, since it was rusted over really badly. As soon as I finish the sanding part, which is about halfway done as of Thursday night, I am put fresh primer and paint on it, in hopes that it will not rust so much anymore. That job took up the entire rest of the morning, through about 1:30 when I took a half hour lunch break, and starting back up around two, I worked on it more until around 4. It is really slow going, and it’s a big thing to sand down, but I think I’ll be able to finish sanding it in the morning tomorrow, and then put the primer on it in the afternoon.

When I went down to the lodge again to pick up the battery for the drill, I was barefoot, and standing on the concrete pad I decided to play with the electric fence which is running about 8,000 volts. The shock was insulated by the concrete, so it wasn’t that bad, and I kinda laughed it off, and went and got the battery. On the way out, I decided to touch it while standing on the ground in my bare feet. Before I even touched the wire, a lightning bolt jumped from the live wire and into my finger, burning it, and throwing my body away from the fence. It was cool in a masochistic sort of way, but I don’t think I’ll do that anymore. I just had to see how powerful it actually was, and the consensus is that it’s powerful enough to keep me out of just about anywhere.

Angus and Jenny got home around 4:15, and Angus made a few phone calls before we went out to set the pipe guns to kill the animals that are digging under the fence. Damn things. It’s mostly the porcupines, and then the caracals and the jackals can get through their trenches under the electric fence to eat the baby sables.

            We went out to put the pipe guns out, and then we went to the sable pen to put some food out, and Kubu the Jack Russell jumped into a fold in the fabric of the pen’s fence, and we helped her dig around in there with a stick, and she came out a minute later with a rat in her mouth. She seems to be a great rat dog, and Angus said she’s a great tracker, too. The pipe guns are of a great design, and I’m excited to see the results of one. I got an email from my mom informing me that Clemson is ranked #1 in the nation going into NCAAs, which is awesome. We get ESPN here, so I may have a chance to watch a game or two.

 

Day 18 – Friday, 2 June 2006

            7am start to the day again. Seeing the sunrise is a normal occurrence for me now, although before I came to Africa, I think the only times I had seen it in over a year were when I’d stayed up that late. I grabbed a bowl of that awesome cereal that Jenny has, and then I chilled for a while and did odd chores in the morning, but nothing too hard.

            Angus and I went out around 8, and we took food to the troughs. While we were out, he had me shoot a few doves with the .22 that he plans to use to catch jackals. 4 out of 5 were dead when they hit the ground, but the other one, I had to pop its head off with my thumb, since the shot apparently only hit it through the wing. We had breakfast after that, late, around 11, and then I went and worked on sanding the water tower some more. I worked on that until I finished it around 2, and then I went for a 30 minute run. After the run, I grabbed a cold shower, and then Nick and I went over to another property to scout it out for hunting later in the season. We saw a helluva big impala, and he was going to have me shoot it, but it made tracks before we could get a shot. Oh well. We drove around there for a good while, and then we came back to camp.

 

Day 19 – Saturday, 3 June 2006

            I slept in until almost 8 this morning, and screwed around for the majority of the morning. Then we went over to the cattle ranch to check on things over there. We got back around 2.

 

Day 20 – Sunday, 4 June 2006

            Slept in until around 8 again, and then I got up and chilled out for most of the day. Sundays are lazy days on the farm, and since the staff is all gone for the weekend. Talked to Caroline today, which was really nice, even though the convo was only about 5 minutes long. She thought she had free international on her phone, but it was really just free long distance. Hah. Funny in an unfortunate kind of way. We didn’t talk about all that much, since it was only about 5 minutes, but it was really nice to hear her voice. Started a new get in shape regimen today, doing 275 pushups throughout the afternoon (50, 45, 40 . . . down to 5) and running about 6 miles and doing a ton of abs and stuff.

 

Day 21 – Monday, 5 June 2006

            Got up at 7 this morning, and worked with Ezekiel on the sink down in the lodge. It’s a shame we don’t speak any of eachother’s languages because he seems pretty cool. After breakfast, I worked on putting primer on the two water towers, and got most of that finished by dinnertime. We watched tv for a while, and then I went to bed. Did 125 pushups (50, 50 ,25) and some abs. Didn’t run.

 

Day 22 – Tuesday, 6 June

            Got up at 7 again, and did odd chores around the house for a while. I tacked up some coaxial cable and stuff like that. After breakfast I finished putting primer on the water towers until lunch. Angus and Jenny went to town after lunch and I started painting the water towers. I worked on that from lunch until 5, and I got it about half way done, maybe a little more, as I almost finished the small one and got all of the big one that I could reach from the ground. Didn’t run again today, as I’m working almost all through the light hours or else I’ve just eaten. I need to figure something out so I can start running daily. Guess I should talk to Angus about that.

 

Day 23 – Wednesday, 7 June 2006

            Today was game capture day at Mpofu and Zumbo, so we got up at regular time and did farm chores until around 8:20 and then we went back to the house for a hearty breakfast. The chopper and the vet were supposed to arrive at 9, but both were a little late, and we didn’t get started until close to 10. First, we darted and tagged two young zebra who were members of the tame herd that is not to be shot. Then I got to take my first ride in a helicopter from Mpofu over to Zumbo on Chris’s game capture chopper, and it was incredible. The sensation that comes from lifting almost vertically and with that much acceleration is utterly amazing. The first thing I said to Chris once we took off was “I have got to get me one of these!” It was a blast. We then landed at Zumbo and Chris and the Neil the vet went up in the chopper and darted sable, which we carried around in stretchers through the thorny bush to get them back to the cruiser. They darted two, and then we went back to Nick and Sarah’s house while Neil made new tranquilizer darts.

We darted two more sable, bringing the total up to 4, and then I drove Chris’s bakke back to the place where he’d parked his helicopter trailer, and then he flew me back to Mpofu across the Mogol River. I got a few good pics of the river and aerial photos of both the lodge and the house at Mpofu. It was really cool, and now I’ve gotta talk my dad into getting a chopper instead of a Cessna. Did 150 pushups tonight (60, 50, 40) and some abs, but still couldn’t fit in a run.

 

Day 24 – Thursday, 8 June 2006

            We went to town today, where I changed USD 200 to rand, equaling 1250 or so, and then I bought some postage, the hunting license for the caracal I shot two weeks ago, which I now have to say I shot between 8 June and 31 July or something like that. The license was 30 rand, which is like 5 dollars. Not a bad deal. Then we went and ran some errands.

I also got to meet a count and a baron from Austria who own a ton of land, and we were loaning them the .270 and picking up a bunch of wire and steel fence posts and stuff that they had removed from excess fences. We spent the afternoon there and then came back to Mpofu, where we had a beer and stir fry for dinner before watching some tv. I did 150 pushups (60, 60, 30) and then went to bed.

 

Day 25 – Friday, 9 June 2006

            After getting up around 7 and painting on the water towers until about 8, Angus and I went to another cattle auction; only this one didn’t get cancelled due to disease. I tore my leg open pretty good this morning, too, while I was painting. Right as I got out there, Puzzle came up and decided to slobber me like he always does, so I grabbed the paint can, the brush and the paint cup, and I hopped up onto the tower and started climbing. He still was tall enough to slobber me, so I jumped from one rail to another and fell, landing with a square rail between my legs, but I managed to land on my thigh instead of my crotch, so instead of racking myself, I just tore a huge chunk of skin off my inner thigh and left a nice swath of skin, hair, and blood on the rail. I kept painting though and it hasn’t been too bad all day. Walking hurts and sitting on it kills, but apart from that, it’s fine. Angus bought 10 nice cows, all of them with calves, and that killed most of the day. We also got to spend 4 hours in the bakke driving between Mpofu and Potgeitersrus and back. We had nice grits and sausage when we got back. Nick and the Hillers are supposed to arrive here around midnight, but they will probably be later than that since customs is being customs and not letting the Hillers through, although it is apparently kinda their fault for not pre-approving their firearms, which they could have done.

 

Day 26 – Saturday, 10 June 2006

 

Day 27 – Sunday, 11 June 2006

            We got up at 7 again, and took the clients out to the blinds where they would be hunting. I went out with Rocky and his .300 Weatherby to River Bottom blind, and I got to spend the entire day there. He was hell bent on shooting something, and everything that came in, he wanted to whack. I was supposed to be getting him this one old waterbuck that Angus wants to get rid of.

 

Day 28 – Monday, 12 June 2006

            After getting up at the usual time and taking a shower, I went down to camp for breakfast, and then we took the hunters out to the blinds. Angus and I then drove around putting out feed and checking water at the water holes, and when we got back from that, this young guy John was here with a Mack Truck load of hay bails that we unloaded. If I had known that I’d be doing that, I would have skipped my pushups this morning, but I didn’t, so my arms were killing me. Oh well. We went and got Rocky and Tony for lunch, ate, and then took them back out. Then we went up to the house and relaxed for quite some time.

 

Day 29 – Tuesday, 13 June 2006

            We were going out like usual this morning, and Angus was expecting to go to town, when we saw a dig hole coming out of the sable kraal. We looked closely, and it was a brown hyena dig, and it ended up getting shocked by the live wire and staying in the pen. That led to an all out war on the hyena, as the sable calves are worth about 10,000 US each alive, and 0 dead. We spend the entire day hunting the sable pen. I had Angus’s .243 Win 70, and around 4:00, after hunting all day, we saw the hyena. I didn’t get a shot at first, and so I went running back to the fence. It came out about 200m down, and started trying to dig out. I freaked, expecting it to get out before I had a chance to shoot, and my first shot was pretty bad. I think I missed it, but if I hit it, it didn’t drop. It ran into the woods and came back and started digging again. I was lining up for another shot, and it started running, so I shot at it on the run, and I missed again. That pissed the shit out of made me really mad, as I really hate missing animals, but it’s even worse when it’s something that important. That could have been a $10,000 mistake. We continued hunting it until it got dark, and I plan to go back out with the .375 H&H tomorrow morning and hunt it all day. I hope I do a better job of killing it this time.

 

Day 30 – Wednesday, 14 June 2006

            The hyena dug out of the pen last night.

 

Day 31 – Thursday, 15 June 2006

            We took everybody over to Diepspruit this afternoon. I drove one of the cruisers, and followed behind Angus and Brian Roddy, in the Corsa and the other Cruiser respectively. There was a ton of dust coming up behind those two trucks, and Tony and I drove for an hour on a bumpy dirt road with about 15 meters of visibility. That was some scary driving. Tony was talking most of the time about how he didn’t like all the dust or not being able to see, but he’s a lot of fun to talk to, and he’s got some interesting stuff to say. As soon as we were all set up and good to go at Diepspruit, Angus and I hit the road back to Mpofu where we spent the night. Angus plans to commute the hour drive between the two every day, so he can see Heather and Sean and Ethan, who are all in town.

 

Day 32 – Friday, 16 June 2006

            Angus and I got up at Mpofu, and we went and ran errands for a while, and I tried to check the internet, but the internet kept messing up. It was being a real pain in the ass, so eventually we just gave up on that, and went and got everything else. As soon as we got ready to go, we went and drove back to Diepspruit. The drive is about an hour and it’s usually mostly on the dirt road, but we drove through Ellisras this time so as to get some diesel for the Corsa. This added a bit of time to the drive but it was on the paved road, so it was a more pleasant drive than the dirt road way. I broke fast on Doritos, Coke, biltong, and a snickers bar. We got to Diepspruit around 11, and then we hunted for the rest of the day. It seemed like the roads at Diepspruit have been cleaned up a lot and the branches and thorns don’t quite jump out at you like they did last time we were here. Or maybe I’m just looking out for it now. I have Chap Stick this time, too, which makes the ride nicer. Tony cooked dinner, which was chicken soup, and it was really damn good. After dinner, we all sat around the tube and watched Cool Hand Luke on Turner Classic Movies. The shit of it is that we can get TCM but not the damn College World Series.

 

Day 33 – Saturday, 17 June 2006

            I woke up at 5:25 this morning and I couldn’t sleep, so I went and sat outside until everybody else woke up around 6:15 or 6:20. They grabbed some coffee, and talked and stood around for a few minutes, and then Nick, Reon, Paul, Brian, and Bob all went out hunting, and I stayed in the lodge to wait for Rocky to get up so I can take him out to sit in a blind and make sure he doesn’t shoot anything that he isn’t supposed to.

 

Day 34 – Sunday, 18 June 2006

 

Day 35 – Monday, 19 June 2006

            We got up around 6:00 this morning and went out rifle hunting early with Jim. He is one of those guys who doesn’t want to sit in a stand all day, so we dropped him off in there around 7:45 and were to pick him up at 11. During this time, we were driving Rocky around looking for a steenbok or a waterbuck. We drove around until around 8:30, and then we picked up Tony and took Rocky and him up to the double bull blind near the water pump up in the hills. We dropped the two of them off, and then Reon and I went looking for a rooibok. We didn’t find one. But we did find a dead baby mountain reedbuck, which was really sad, but it was beautiful, too. Reon is going to have it skinned out for a full mount, and he may give it to Rocky, or something. We went back and picked Jim up at 11 or 11:15 and took him back to camp, where we chilled for a while and had lunch. I messed around with my iPod for a long time, since it quit working, and I never got it interfacing with the computer again, but I did get it working again. After that, I took a nap out in the yard, lying on that big log in the sun. I woke up around 2:30 when Reon came outside and we went back out with plans of shooting an impala. We hopped in the bakke with the .375 H&H, which is a K98 make (the old German WW2 sniper rifle that was originally made by Mauser, I think). About ten minutes into the drive, Reon and I both looked off to the left and saw what we assumed was a nice big steenbok, and we stopped the truck. He pulled up a little more to get a look at it after it ran behind an Acacia tree, and we saw two black tufts of hair sticking up out of the red body, and we both quickly realized it was a rooikat, another caracal. I immediately jacked a round into the rifle, and popped the scope caps up to whack it. It was only about 15 meters away, and it was sitting dead still and looking at us. Right as I put the rifle up, Reon said, “Exley, may I please shoot it, since you’ve already got one and I’ve never shot one.” I was happy with that, as I was only going to shoot it to get rid of it, since I could not afford to mount another one. I handed him the rifle and he leaned over and put the end of the barrel right in front of my face. It was a big rifle, so I plugged my ears and BOOM! The cat dropped immediately, as it should have, having been shot with an elephant rifle and soft tip bullets. We tossed it in the back of the bakke (it wasn’t as big as mine, but the markings were striking.) and headed on back towards the skinning shed to have it skinned out for a full mount. On the way back we saw a few impala off to the left of the road, and we hopped out to stalk them. When I got the rifle up, they turned out not to be big enough to shoot, so we walked a little closer and they ran off across the road. We followed them over towards the water hole, where we saw a huge impala ram. We stalked down to about 80 meters, and I set the rifle on a branch from a thorn tree, it was pretty wobbly, but it was doin’ okay, and I lined up on the impala. It was directly behind a small one, that was maybe 15 inches, so I waited a second, and it moved out from behind it. BOOM! WHAP! I shot and I heard the bullet smack the impala. It ran off into the bush, and Reon and I could barely control ourselves walking over there. I actually ran the last few steps, and we looked around for a few minutes, before we found any blood. We tracked for a few minutes, and then we found it, dead as a doorknob, laying in the brush. I took the rifle and Reon’s binoculars back to the bakke and brought it in to the water hole, so we wouldn’t have to carry it a long way. We tossed it on the back of the truck and took the two animals to the camp, and then to the skinning shed. We took a lot of pictures at the camp, and got some good ones of Reon’s caracal riding my impala. We took the animals over to the skinning shed and then we chilled there for a while and shot the shit with the skinners. When they finished skinning them, Reon informed me that since this was my first African game animal, I would be cooking and eating the testicles tonight, which I did. I sliced them up as soon as I got back to the camp, and then we went out and fetched Tony and Rocky, and when I got back, I sautéed some onions, and then tossed the slices in and cooked them up. We took some pictures of it, and then I ate them, and they were actually pretty good. The impala ended up being 24 ¼ inches, and 23 ¾ or 7/8 makes Roland Ward book. So my impala was pretty big. The whole day was awesome, and so now I have either one or two more animals to shoot this summer.

 

Day 57 – Tuesday, 11 July 2006

            Haven’t done any writing in a long time, but things have been going well. Doing a lot of work around the farm, like pouring concrete water traps, trying (as of now unsuccessfully) to trap a tarantaal, and feeding around the farm. The last group was a bunch of recurve bow hunters who were pretty cool, but only two of them actually hunted with recurves. They shot a good bit, and while they were here I killed a puff adder. It was really big, but I never got around to skinning it. I went out partying with Grant and his buddy Andrew last Friday night in Ellisras and got toasted, but we had a really good time. Angus has been away with Arn and Mary Lavington, so I’ve been working with Nick and Reon.

            This morning I got up and messed around with the concrete traps and put up some pictures in the lodge before breakfast. Then Jenny and I went to Ellisras and picked up the double cab which I brought back here. Once I got back, I had lunch and did some odd jobs and then went running. I’ve actually been doing a good bit of that recently. Then we chilled at the house until Nick and Sarah got here with the new group of clients. I’m really looking forward to heading into the mountains tomorrow with Nick, Sarah, and the Hunts. Should be a lot of fun.

 

Day 58 – Wednesday, 12 July 2006

            We drove up to the mountains this morning and got there around noon. We hunted in the afternoon and it is absolutely amazing here. The scenery is fantastic, just like Nick said it would be, and I’m really glad I charged up my camera. We hiked around, as there are no real roads in the area, and we saw a good bit of game. Sitting on the cliff we saw a klipspringer down by the river, which was cool. We saw some kudu cows down in the bottom, as well as bushbuck, and a young kudu bull. Later on in the afternoon, Lance shot a Wildebeest, and we were a long way from the road, so we had to gut it and cut it up so we could carry it out to the road. Things are going well, and I am really enjoying being in the mountains where it is as rustic as it is.

 

Day 59 – Thursday, 13 July 2006

            We got up at 6:00 and were out walking by 6:45. We walked all morning, and we didn’t see much at all, but we had some nice hiking. We saw a baby berg adder in the rocks, and not much else. After that, we decided it would be better if we drove around in the bakke and looked for game. Got some really good photos today of the valley, and then this evening we sat out in a rock outcropping across a valley from a saltlick. We saw a ton of kudu cows and one small bull, but that’s it. We sat around the fire for a while and had gemsbok sausage and mashed potatoes.

 

Day 60 – Friday, 14 July 2006

            Woke up at the same time, and hiked all around in the hills. It was a lot of work, and we saw some baboons (bobbejaan, kees) and Lance considered shooting one of those, but he ended up passing on it in hopes of a kudu bull. We cut from the kees spot up into a valley where we ran into some zebra, one of which, a stallion, he whacked. He shot it with the 180 grain Nossler Partition out of Nick’s .300. Nick has always said that that bullet is a piece, and it proved its weakness today. It hit a twig on the way over and shattered, peppering the zebra with buckshot. Fortunately, the core still center punched the zebra. Dropped it in 200 meters. Sarah locked the keys in the bakke and we had to wait out in the woods with the dead critter while she found someone in town to pick her lock.

 

Day 61 – Saturday, 15 July 2006

            We awoke at the regular time and were out in the bush and hiking early again. We walked the fenceline and went over and over ridges, and Lance was pretty worn out by the time we spotted two nice kudu bulls around 9:30. He quickly piped up and was doing fine again until Nick told him that the bulls were out of range by nearly 200 meters. We walked along the ridge back to the cliffs where we saw another klipspringer. We chilled out in camp from 11 to 2:30 and I took a nice nap. Then Nick and Lance headed down to a saltlick to give the kudu one last shot. Robin and I chilled in camp with Sarah for a little while, where I demonstrated my adaptation to spending lots of time with Nick and fell asleep with my eyes wide open. Sarah was a little freaked out, I think. Robin and I were back up in the tower and waiting to see if there was anything worth shooting, and right before sunset we heard a shot. It was Nick and Lance, and they whacked a nice kudu bull. It turned out to be 54.5. After loading that up, we returned to Bitterfontein, and had dinner with the whole crew. I ate a whole lot, as I was pretty tired from walking the hills all day.

            I like the guys who are in camp right now, and I wish I could spend more time with them, but I am headed to Pilansberg tomorrow with Nick, Robin and Lance. It will be nice to see some of the country, too. Well, it’s late, and I need some sleep. It’s been a really hard day. And I still smell like a dead zebra.

 

Day 62 – Sunday, 16 July 2006

            First day in Pilansberg, and we spent most of the day in transit. We got to Pilansberg in the evening, and we went on a game drive where we saw an elephant, a rhino, and some other stuff. It was pretty cool. Nick and I watched The Dukes of Hazzard, which he thought was absolutely hilarious, and I had quite a good time watching it again, too.

 

Day 63 – Monday, 17 July 2006

            We woke up early and went out on another game drive. We took up some huge lion tracks, and we followed those down a dirt road until they went off into the bush. We were a bit disappointed, but we continued on along the road, and a few minutes later we came around a corner, and bam! There were a pair of lions standing slap in the middle of the road. They were two young males, but they were absolutely huge. We stopped and took a ton of pictures, and then when they walked out of the road and into the grass to go around us, Lance stuck his head out of the window to get a picture. The bigger of the two lions roared and lunged at him, but didn’t follow through with it. I’ve never seen a guy Lance’s size jump back that quickly. We drove down to Sun City, near the southern entrance to the park, which was a casino and a water park and all sorts of stuff like that. There was a pretty girl there, but Nick and I were arguing her age. I said she was 16 and he said she was 14, but I never got a chance to go ask her. We spent the rest of the day driving through the park, which was pretty much like Yellowstone, only Lion King style. It was pretty cool. We had a very nice dinner, and then crashed.

 

Day 64 – Tuesday, 18 July 2006

             We got up early, err, kinda, and went for another game drive, and then we left the park and headed to Lesedi, the cultural village. That was a really neat experience, and I learned a lot about some of the African cultures, as well as some Hispanic culture. There was a really big group of Spanish speakers there, and there was a girl with them who I went up to and talked to her a couple of times. The first time was weak, consisting only of “Excusame, de donde eres?” to which she replied “Puerto Rico” and after a little, “ok. Gracias” the conversation was through. Later, I went up and talked to her for a while more in my marginal Spanish, before she got sick of me not understanding things and started speaking flawless English. Nick Kilbride sure is a swell guy! (He just informed me that I must write something nice about him in my journal.) We talked for a while, and then I had to leave with Nick and Lance and Robin. Well, at least I have finally gotten to speak with someone close to my age again. She was only 16, but she seemed pretty mature and well traveled, and I enjoyed talking to her.

 

Day 65 – Wednesday, 19 July 2006

            We were supposed to be ready for breakfast at 7, so we could get going, but of course lance and robin were not ready until 7:45. oh well. We left Lesedi and went to the Cradle of Humankind. That is where Australopithecus Africanus and all of those other ape-man things were found. Lance was pulling the “this is not real. What happened to Adam and Eve?” thing. I didn’t say anything. I quite enjoyed the tour of the Sterkfontain caves.

            After Sterkfontain we went to Highveld Taxidermists, and it was absolutely amazing. Dieter’s trophy room is mind-boggling. I took a few photos, but they won’t do it justice. There is a 27 or so inch impala in there as well as a full mounted elephant, and almost every animal I could imagine. It was truly amazing. There is an entire room of finished mounts, and it was ridiculous. The animals in there are unbelievable. The taxidermists was really cool, but we didn’t get to stay too long, as we had to head to Cullinen to go tour the diamond mine. The tour of the diamond mine was really cool as well, but I would have rather spent time at the taxidermist looking at all the animals.

            Well, we went to Pretoria to a mall for dinner which was quite a nice restaurant, and then after dinner we went into the bookstore so I could buy an English/Afrikaans dictionary, and while I was in there Nick and I got to talking to the girl who worked at the store. She was pretty cute and really quite nice. We joked around a bit and then we left the store, and as we left we saw an ice skating rink right there, so we decided we would go skating. Right after I got all my stuff, Nick suggested that I go back and ask the girl working at the bookstore if she would come skating, so I did. “when you close, kom skaat soms ons?” and she laughed and said “sure” so I went and got her a ticket and took it to her, and went in and skated for a little while while we waited for her to get off. Nick and Lance and I looked quite the part, all of us in camouflage ice skating around with all these city folks who probably thought we were horribly redneck. Of course, we waited for a long time and she never showed, and so eventually we went and checked and the store was closed. Never figured I’d get stood up in Africa. But at least I got the English/Afrikaans dictionary. And the skating was a lot of fun. Nick is as bad a skater as I am.

 

Day 66 – Thursday, 20 July 2006

            We slept I a little bed and breakfast and woke up late this morning, around 7:45. we had breakfast, and then we goofed around there for a while before heading out.

            We left Cullinan and headed into Pretoria to deal with some stuff and kill time before we dropped Lance and Robin off at the airport. We first went to the gun store so Nick could pick up some more 180-gr Nossler Accu-Bonds for his .300 as well as some more primers. After leaving the gun store, we went to a mall, but a different mall from the mall that I got stood up at last night. We went to the new mall to get the pictures from lance and robin’s cameras put on cd so we could have copies of them. There’s a photo in there of me drinking sorghum beer at Lesedi. Sorghum beer is basically moonshine mash. It is fermented corn meal and it tastes just like mash.

 

Day 70 – Monday, 24 July 2006

            Andy McDowell and his buddy Mike are the clients for this week. Andy is Monte’s kid, and Monte is off with Angus hunting the cool stuff right now: leopard, bosvark, and lion. He wounded and lost his leopard and he’s hunting the bushpig tonight. I hope all goes well with that. Andy and Mike are cool guys. We made and played with blowguns last night, and I ended up getting shot several times with our homemade darts which proved quite deadly. We came to another concession today, and it’s really cool. It’s owned by a guy named Archie Leach, and both he and his wife were really nice as well. I spent most of the day sleeping while Andy and Mike were out together in a blind. Tomorrow, I must wake up early (5:20 or so), and take Mike out and sit with him in a blind until 11 or so, so I really have to get off to bed now.

 

Day 71 – Tuesday, 25 July 2006

            Mike and I were up before first light, and we were out and in the blind by 6. We were just sittin around, and we were starting to get antsy by around 8:30. I told Mike we oughta wait a little longer, and just as he had about had me talked into breakfast, I looked out the window and saw a few warthogs coming in to take food and water. There were none there worth shooting, but we sat around and watched them eat for a while, and while they were sitting there eating, Mike looked out and saw a couple of ears. “KUDU!!” I looked and it was just a few cows, and I figured there would be nothing of it, but that we oughta wait for a little while and see if anything else comes in. Mike was looking off to the left and I was looking off to the right, and suddenly I saw some horns coming in. “psst, mike, there’s a bull coming in . . . shit, he’s a young’n. maybe 18 months.” We waited a few minutes and he said to me, “look out to the right and see if that big bull I saw with this group yesterday isn’t there.” Sure enough, it was. It was quite a nice bull, and I nearly crapped myself when I saw it. It looked absolutely enormous. As he walked into the feeder, Mike looked over at me and said, “is it a shooter?” “DEFINITELY” “you sure?” “Yeah, shoot it. I think he’ll go 48 or 50. is that good enough?” “yeah. Get the camera goin” I got the camera rolling and he shot his bow, shooting too far forward by about 6 inches and about 3 inches high. As we watched the instant replay, he was freaking about whether the shot was good, and I was freaking about whether the kudu was as big as I’d thought it really was. We were both nervous as hell, and after a half hour, sarah and the boys showed up to track it, and with the help of the Vektor .375 H&H they sent it off to kudu heaven. We got some really good video of the bow shot, and then Andy filmed Mike talking about it at the recovery. We went back to camp for a while, and then Mike and I went back out and sat in the blind again for the afternoon. When we got back to camp, Mike tried to show Monte the shot, and it turned out that Andy and Mike had somehow managed to film the recovery over the shot. Oops. Dinner was nice, and then I helped Salamina wash the dishes, and then we went out to sit around the fire.

 

Day 72 – Wednesday, 26 July 2006

            We slept in somewhat this morning, as there was no water and nobody was in a hurry to do anything. Mike and I went out to a stand after breakfast, while Andy stayed back with Angus, Nick and Monte to hunt nare. Around 11:30 we heard a gunshot, which we figured was not a terribly good thing. However, half an hour later nick came and got Mike and I to see the extremely large and extremely dead cape buffalo. It turned out that Andy’s shot had done the trick and the rifle shot was only to stop the full on charge of another buffalo. Angus shot into the ground in front of a younger bull charging at full speed when it was only 15 yards or so away. I think in his place I would have lost my composure and shot the other one between the eyes.

            Mike and I went back out after we got photos and stuff and we moved into a different blind. We sat there all afternoon and evening and I had a chance to finish my book. Around 5:15, a big warthog came in and Mike zapped it. It was quite a tracking job as the two blade broadhead he was using doesn’t make for a terribly nice blood trail, but we managed to track it, mostly with nick using spoor and me using blood to track it. Mike is colorblind so he couldn’t see much blood, but he did a good job picking up spots in the sand that I didn’t notice. He just couldn’t see them on blades of grass. Once we found that we went and got Andy and Monte from their blind and on the way back to camp we ran into a noku. Andy missed it through the quills, and Monte nailed it up the poop chute and out the mouth, knocking some teeth out in the process.

 

Day 76 – Sunday, 30 July 2006

            We got up early and went hunting again. This time I was with Andy. We hadn’t seen a whole lot early, but then all of a sudden everything started coming in. First it was some springbok, then the blesbok followed them in, and there were hundreds of them everywhere. Andy wanted to wait for a black wildebeest to come in, and sure enough, his patience paid off. The herd started coming in, and all of a sudden we were surrounded. We couldn’t get the combo of a shot and a video of any one bull for quite some time, and eventually I had the camera on one in a position where I could hardly even see the screen. I asked Andy if I was on the right one and he nodded and shot, only it turned out that the camera was actually on a cow standing to the left of the bull. No good video there. Oops. We cooked dinner over the fire as there was no power all day, and later in the evening I called Caroline to wish her happy birthday, but I couldn’t get hold of her.

 

Day 77 – Monday, 31 July 2006

            We’ve been up in the highveld for a while and I’ve been sitting in the stands with Andy and Mike, which I’ve been quite enjoying. Monte and Andy and Mike decided to moer a chicken that had been keeping Monte up, and they got it on video and all that. Funny part was that after they killed it, it turned out the landowner had been joking when he said they could kill it. Guess he learned a lesson about telling Monte he could do something. This morning Andy let me shoot his bow since we got to sleep in as Andy had killed everything he wanted to in the highveld, a springbok and a black wildebeest. His bow pulls 83 pounds, and I learned that being strong enough to bull 73 doesn’t mean you can pull 83. I pulled it once, and then let it down on accident since the valley is so little. I pulled it the second time but was struggling to hold it back so I botched the shot, not even looking through the peep sight. I missed the foam block at 5m. oops. I managed to spend most of the morning finishing up the website for Bob’s PRTM class, and then after lunch, Mike and I went to another property to hunt free roaming black wildebeest. I’ve only got two more days here before leaving SA, and one of them I’m supposedly going to get to spend stalking and whacking a springbok. That’ll be really cool.

            The other farm was really cool, what with the wild wildebeest and all. We sat around doing nothing for a while in a double bull blind with one chair, so I sat on a rock I had found outside and relocated. I worked on the website for a long time and then all of a sudden we saw the wildebeest up on the hill above us. They started coming in to drink out of the pond we were sitting 20 yards away from, and suddenly we were absolutely surrounded by wildebeest. Mike got me filming, and I got some really good footage of the herd, and then all of a sudden we see two big bulls come in to drink. Everything cleared out except for the two of them, and I looked over at him and said “shoot one of those” right as he said “I’m gonna shoot one of those.” Neither of us could tell much of a difference between the two so he decided to shoot the one that gave the best shot. Eventually, one turned around and walked away from the pond, and I kept the camera on the one standing all alone and drinking. Mike asked, “you got him?” and I did, so he drilled it. He hit it perfect, and the wildebeest dropped within 100 yards. I guess I did alright on the camera, and I managed to get everything from the shot until when he died. After that, we went back to camp and got Sarah, and we all piled into the double cab and “took Sarah out to dinner” which basically meant she got to sit in the front seat of the cruiser while Monte, Andy, Mike and I all piled into the back, and Monte paid for dinner, which was a really nice dinner. By the time we got back from dinner, we were all pooped, and we went straight to bed.

 

Day 78 – Tuesday, 1 August 2006

            Nick, Nico, Monte, and I went over to the other wildebeest place this morning to finish off the wildebeest that Monte had wounded the previous evening. It was hit high and forward and we were hardly expecting much success looking for it among a herd of hundreds, but all of a sudden, right after we’d gotten there, Monte said “Look, there he is. He’s the one with the arrow sticking out of him and the foamy blood running down to his ankle.” And sure enough, there it was. The fletching on the arrow had stuck in his skin and held the arrow from passing completely through, so the bull had all of an arrow but the nock and the fletching sticking out the exit wound in his shoulder. We chased the herd for a while until Nick managed to get a clear shot at the still wildebeest. The whole time I was working his range finder and his first shot was at 348 yards. He drilled it but it didn’t quite fall. They all ran in a big circle as wildebeest are so prone to do, and then Nick had another shot at 295 yards which he also drilled. We drove over and recovered the nice wildebeest, and then I told Nick that after that impressive shooting, he had almost made up for missing the jackals earlier this season.

            On the way back to camp, we stopped by Nico’s brother’s farm, where I was supposed to kill my springbok. We drove around for a while, and then we saw a nice ram with two ewes and a black ram, all of them running with a big herd of blesbok. Monte, Nick, and I piled out of the cruiser and began the arduous process of stalking the keen eyed animals in the short grass. After several hundred yards of belly crawling and relocating time and time again, we found a rock and set a small sandbag up on it. I aligned the cross hairs on the springbok’s rear end while he was feeding away from me, and closed the bolt on the rifle. As soon as he turned broadside, I took the shot, and the springbok didn’t even move. I had jerked the trigger bad, and missed behind him, but in the strong wind he didn’t even notice the shot. The other springbok behind him did, however, and they took off. He followed as did the blesbok. We stalked them for another 20 minutes or so until it started raining and I was starting to get a bit pessimistic about my chances of killing him. After all, I’d had my chance and bungled it because I was too excited. The whole herd of blesbok and springbok ran over the hill and down the other side, and we followed them and set up about halfway down the hill. The angle was really bad, so we had Nico pull the cruiser down below them so they would come back above us and be sky lined. They bolted when the cruiser came into view, but fortunately they stopped up on top of the ridge again. I didn’t have a clear shot, and it was raining pretty heavily, so Monte put the video camera away. Suddenly, the blesbok cleared, and there he was, facing away from me and with another young ram between us, but in a good position nonetheless. The other springbok moved, and he started to turn. Nick said, “aim four inches left of the crease to compensate for that wind and the quartering.” I aimed four inches behind the crease and even with the black stripe running along the leg. He was slightly quartering away, and I snapped the bolt shut and squeezed the trigger. I was really relaxed this time and just barely put pressure on his wonderfully sensitive trigger. The rifle went off, and the only thing I saw was stars. I had relaxed a little too much and the scope had nailed me in the forehead, leaving the sensation of being hit in the face with a hammer. Nick said, “Nice shot. You got him.” We ran up to where he was to get the photos taken while his fan was still up, and Nick busted his butt on the way up. He tripped and fell on a clod of dirt in his haste to get up there. The springbok was really nice, and we got some good pictures of him. It turned out I had X ringed him for the quartering away shot. The entrance was four inches back from the crease and the exit was right through the shoulder. I yet again learned a lesson about karma, only this time it came in a pair. The first part was that I had been hassling Nick about missing jackals not an hour before the springbok, and then I missed him completely, and the second was the scope ring. The previous night, I had been telling everybody about a friend of mine whom I had taken shooting, and when she went to shoot the .270 off a rest, it ringed her in the forehead and split it. I joked around about getting ringed that night, and then the next day I managed to split my own forehead with the scope while shooting the exact same position.